CPAC: Can’t give up the crazy

speaking at CPAC in Washington D.C. on Februar...

At CPAC 2012 held in DC this weekend, I had the opportunity to hear two speakers most celebrated by the Tea Party–Andrew Breitbart and Sarah Palin. That they are both celebrated and completely unhinged speaks volumes about the Tea Party. They just can’t give up the crazies.

No one really needs proof that Andrew Breitbart–purveyor of website and promoter of the highly edited O’Keefe videos–is mean, paranoid and totally off his rocker. But if proof was needed, he gave it to us in spades. After his CPAC speech, Breitbart came out to greet DC Occupy protestors in front of the conference site. This video shows a meltdown of epic proportions.

Palin and Breitbart always toss plenty of red meat to the true believers, and they didn’t disappoint. Flush with vitriol toward President Obama, they unloaded their particular mix of aggressive insults and victimology. Key among their buzzwords was “radical”–that Obama is a radical, that radicals “are at war with you.” The word was guaranteed to rile up the troops and get a standing ovation. None of this is new. I was eager instead to get their take on Occupy.

Palin has always been on the right side of one issue, at least rhetorically (mangled syntax or not): corruption in politics. She is fully in line with Occupy when she calls out “crony capitalism,” corporate welfare and bailouts. She perceives to some degree that she and Occupiers are in agreement on this, but advises them that they are “occupying the wrong place, you’re protesting the wrong thing.” The right thing to protest, she says, would be Obama, that epitome of Chicago machine politics–“the champion of power players.” To Palin, Breitbart and their Tea Party sycophants, all evils lead back to Obama. What she fails to understand is that Occupy doesn’t support Obama or Democrats in the least.

Breitbart in his paranoia took it a step further and hinted at what seems to be a common Tea Party theory on Occupy: it is coordinated by unnamed powers. Breitbart sarcastically called Occupy a “natural, organic group of people,” but “we have emails” to prove that someone is pulling its strings. He apparently doesn’t know what totalitarian is, since he called Occupiers “a bunch of totalitarian freaks.” He might get more traction by calling them anarchists instead. Never mind, they are “the very definition of un-American.”

Breitbart could use Glenn Beck’s chalkboard to more persuasively draw the lines between Occupy and Democrats, George Soros or whomever. Palin will use Occupy to flog Obama in the same tiresome ways as always. If Tea Partiers manage to grab the microphone again, depend on hearing a lot of conspiracy theories about Occupy.

Cool Heroes of the Day: Occupy Richmond

Occupy Richmond Stands Up For Local Tea Party Group

The Richmond Tea Party has been alleging that it is being singled out for unfair treatment from the city of Richmond, Virginia after officials have opened a tax audit of the group. These Tea Partiers complain that the city has been much more lenient on Occupy Richmond (which recently faced arrests after resisting an eviction) and that 99 Percenters are getting preferential treatment.

Yet the Richmond Tea Party just got an unexpected ally in its claim against the city — Occupy Richmond. The group put out a statement defending the Tea Party group and criticizing possible politically-motivated retaliation against it by the city:

Today the Occupy Richmond Santa handed out candy to nice children and coal to naughty Mayor Jones.

Cool heroes. Totally.